Friday, December 5, 2008

They also make great gifts

Really, it's not that I don't love you, blog, it's just that you serve no function other than for me to be able to look at a post replete with images that please me. You have no message or purpose, you're just some pretty young thing of no substance or quality. I feel no safety in the anonymity because I don't trust it, and I feel like whatever small fraction of myself that you do document is neither of interest nor import.

Aw, I'm sorry blog. I didn't mean to make you upset. Here, let's change the subject. We can find something fun to talk about, like the current invasion, or some such. Or Dead Space. We can talk about Dead Space. No wait, let's not talk about Dead Space. Let's talk about something else. Let's talk about artists. Let's talk about comic book artists. Actually no, let's just talk about a few contemporaries that are cluttering my headspace with curiousities. I'm feeling scattered. Lists help sometimes.

1. Dave McKean

Suffice to say that I know nothing of these artists other than that I love them. McKean works often in collaboration with Neil Gaiman, one of my favorite authors ever. His style is surreal, unsettling and haunting. I feel like that may be an ongoing theme, but I'm not thinking very clearly these days, so how about we journey through this together and see where it takes us?


He is an ideal artist for urban fantasy. He can take the mundane, the predictable, and morph it right before your eyes into something both horrifying and compelling all at once. His art embodies the sense that all fantasy has that potential for fear. The unknown and misunderstood can be just as terrifying as it can be wondrous.


This is a couple of screens from Neil Gaiman's movie Mirrormask, the art direction clearly being headed by McKean (although let me note that I have no idea what his official role was). Can you get the sense of surreality? How tangible is that? Is it frightening?


He does photography, sculpture, painting... and he's goddamned good at every single one. His style resonates with me, his subjects compel me. Somehow I feel understood, without ever meeting him, without ever knowing him in a capacity to have anything dedicated to me. That's a gift, that's art.


I want everything done by him, ever.

2. James Jean

I know him as the guy who did the Fables covers forever; if I remember correctly he's going up to 80, but the issues are only up to 78 right now so we'll see. He recently resigned so that he can pursue his own paintings, which will be no less fantastic (although I'm going to miss him dearly as the Fables cover artist).


I think his style suits Fables so perfectly. His aesthetic is instantly appealing regardless of the subject. The colors, the style, the mood...everything is always impeccable. I get such a sense of yearning and wonder from all of his works. And nostalgia.

There's always something going on behind the paint, and it's palpable. The emotion he evokes is always somehow the same that he wants to convey, I think. It's so complex for me, and so moving. Again, the word "haunting" comes to mind. And while we're at it:


Don't lie, you love it.

3. Justin Cherry (a.k.a. Nivbed)

Nivbed leaves me breathless. I am so chilled by his art. I wish so desperately that he would update more. It feels like years.


Part of his Lonely King series. Again, his style is almost ephemeral, like the strange images you see in a dream. Yes, there's definitely a theme going on here. There's something so dark and threatening about his work, and yet it's so undeniably beautiful for me.


I'm so drawn to his subject matter. I think what I love so much about it (or one of the many reasons) is that the first thought is of the macabre, and yet if anything I think that his art is about rebirth. It's about redefining his subjects. He reawakens the images of your nightmares and twists them into something beautiful.


It's powerful and grand. It's frightening and exciting. And it incites within me such longing. For what, I don't know, but I can feel it tugging at my heart, like I have to find a way into the world he creates, like I have to be a part of it. McKean, Jean and Cherry all of that in common. They paint my dreams.

4. Ben Templesmith

Templesmith's style literally radiates awesome. It practically produces it's own heat. His style is gritty, gruesome, and also (yeah, here it comes) haunting. His work calls for action. It makes you want to get up and fight or fuck or at the very least keep reading his goddamn comic!


I know him from 30 Days of Night, Dead Space, Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse, Fell, Welcome to Hoxford, and he also does the covers for Wasteland. Gory, frightening, and impossible to ignore. Those are his subjects and that's his style to a T. They are all the stuff of nightmares.


There's also a softness to it, sometimes. Like looking at something through gauze or the haze of memory. It can be somehow familiar, which is even more chilling than seeing it as totally foreign and surreal. The quiet moments are what catch me off guard, and I love his art's demand for both action and reflection.


And his stories are really, really fricking awesome.

5. Mike Mignola

Mignola's style differs pretty greatly from the past four artists I've talked about, but his subject matter (I either need to expand my vocabulary or go to sleep, huh) is also extremely appealing to me. He likes to take old folklore and rework it within the framework of his amazing comic Hellboy. Please don't let the movies fool you, the comic is fucking amazing. Absolutely brilliant.


God it's impossible to find any of his really good stuff online. Which is why you have to go find the comics. His art is stark and stylized, and it's so perfect for telling these epic tales. Mignola clearly does what he wants, when he wants, and loves it wholeheartedly.

While his style is not as ethereal as the other artists, it still captures that sense of unbelieving, the surreal and impossible. It's distinct and disturbing. He utilizes negative space so well, in perfect contrast to the complexity of his drawings. Each facet in itself is not terribly complicated, but when you put the whole picture together...


I'm annoyed that I can't find any of his really amazing things, but I think it could be because they really need to be in conjunction with his stories. His stories are epic fantasias through history and lore, and are also frankly just kickass. I would love to sit down and just geek with him for hours about mythology... and I love his art so much! It's dirty and yet stark, it's distinct and yet chimerical. It's rife with juxtaposition, symbolism and mystery, and it fits so perfectly, perfectly well.

All of these artists manage to capture dreamstuff and commit it to convas (or paper, or clay, or print...). They essentially make these things real for me. And I need them to be real. I need my dreams, I need the wonder, I need the fantasy. Our world is so beautiful; how can we forget the imagination that goes into creating it?

Okay blog, I think this is sufficient. I'm going to bed now.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Celebrity Tap List

I should be doing homework, but instead of trying to determine a thesis right now I'm going to deliver imperative information to The Intarnets: my Celebrity Tap List. This list refers to the elite class of people known as Actors, and should one somehow get into a situation in which one could tap that, as it were, one would be able to with no repurcussions from significant others (except for perhaps a high five). And so, because I'm bored and distracted, here's mine, in order of (current) desire:

1. Cillian Murphy
Certainly my favorite at the moment: phenomenal actor, gorgeous voice and absolutely amazing eyes. Not to mention ridiculously attractive, and I dig that he shies away from the media and refuses to move to Hollywood. Good man! Irish, speaks Gaelic and French fluently and can proudly say he has never worked on a project he didn't feel passionate about. He doesn't play roles that would be traditionally ogled at (Breakfast on Pluto, anyone?), but ogle you must, because not only is he a mindblowingly good actor, he is devastatingly sexy.

2. Viggo Mortensen
As much as I love Lord of the Rings, it wasn't his performance as Aragorn that won me over; it was him as Nikolai in Eastern Promises. The accent, the tattoos, the suit...guh. Also a fabulous actor. He is known for flying around the world to get into character (for Eastern Promises he went to Siberia alone for 2 months to get the accent right), and he keeps all of the horses he rides on set (like in Hidalgo and LotR). Danish, dual-citizen...something about Europeans I guess. Love love love him; he was on the top of my list before Murphy stole my heart in Sunshine. Next!

3. Christian Bale
British boy, plays a perfect Batman (whom I also have a soft spot for). Every movie that I've seen that he has been in I have loved: 3:10 to Yuma, The Prestige, Batman, Equilibrium... It goes without saying he's a wonderful actor, and his version of an American accent is so gravelly and lovely. Hawt.

4. Daniel Craig
Best. Bond. EVER. Another supremely talented actor. I've only seen him in the Bond movies and in Layer Cake, but he certainly doesn't disappoint! I'm excited to see more (hopefully in that swimsuit again). His acting is so gritty and masculine. I melt.

5. Edward Norton
Oh, Mr. Norton. He won me over in Fight Club, but he was equally amazing in Hannibal and The Illusionist. He also happens to be the only American on the list. Go figure. He has a different sort of attractiveness than the others on this list (and I suppose Murphy does as well to some degree); he's less overtly masculine and is incredibly alluring in his carriage and acting style. And his gorgeous face. He's a different, less mainstream actor, and I like how quiet the media is about him. I wonder if he's doing anything upcoming.

And for fun, a female list. These are the hottest women in Hollywood if you ask me. I can't say I'd hit that, being straight and all, but if I were to swing both ways...

1. Scarlett Johansson
Is...this even necessary? Fucking LOOK at her! She's the modern day Marilyn Monroe with sex appeal and also somehow girlish and sweetly young. Her acting ability is fine, and although I haven't seen her in enough roles to shower her with accolades, I have yet to be disappointed. Except for The Spirit, but everything about that movie disappoints me. Next!

2. Natalie Portman
Perhaps I'm biased; she's my favorite celebrity role model. She's my height, looks to be about my dimensions, and got an astrophysics degree from Harvard. Fab. She's vegan (eh), environmentally conscious (yay!), has a fashion sense that I envy and is totally adorable. I'm also not hugely impressed by her acting, but I'm pleased by it and always love to see her on screen. She certainly sells the characters she plays well.

3. Keira Knightley
Beautiful! All the interviews I've read of her I've loved, and she's gorgeous. GORGEOUS. I'm so happy to see her in period pieces; she truly shines in those roles, and rocks those ridiculous costumes harder than I thought they could be rocked. Shiet.

4. Audrey Tatou
Oh, Tatou! What can you say about her? She's perfect. Adorable, sexy, feminine and gamine all at once, and a wonderful actress to boot. Plus she's French. Who doesn't love a French woman?

5. Charlize Theron
Theron is a goddess among mortals. She's so statuesque and stately, and is definitely the best dresser in Hollywood. And she has my body type: win! She's a great actress and has beautiful skin and hair. I want to see more of her.

Okay, I really have to get back to being productive, but this is what a blog is for, no?*


*Knitting on indefinite hold. I am too frustrated by my cludgy fingers. Kittens...more to come.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Oh why the hell not

So, during my minor fashion crisis, I have found a couple things to obsess over. Most of these will come and go, but here are a few items that I know, one day, I will have to have. It may not be this year, or in the next 5 or 10 years, but oh, mark my words, I will have them. They are ubiquitous fashion classics that have been beloved for decades.


The Louis Vuitton Speedy 30. Modeled after a medical bag, it's got the vintage flair of the 1930s (as in, it was introduced in 1936 and has been adored ever since). Classic, chic, simple, and a really excellent size. It's oddly quirky for something so classic.

Jessica Simpson sporting hers. Admittedly, it looks pretty terrible when paired with camo, but most people know that anyway (except Ms. Simpson here). It sort of deflates if it's not filled up properly, which is kind of sad, but my solution is to always carry knitting or a sweatshirt. Problem solved. Next!


The Hermes Birkin bag. Ludicrously priced and so, so chic. A PERFECT size for a tote, fabulously clean lines, and just a wonderful shape. All totes are ultimately modeled after this guy here. Named after the singer Jane Birkin when Hermes head saw Birkin in 1981 carrying a ridiculous number of small handbags onto an airplane. The bag was produced in 1984 and ironically enough was abandoned by Jane Birkin because she claimed that it was dangerous for her health to be able to carry so much at once. The Birkin starts at $6,000 retail, but is more commonly seen priced at well over $10,000.

Victoria Beckham looking fabulous with her Birkin. I didn't think white COULD look good, but damn. Nice tan.


The Chanel 2.55, my current obsession. It's actually the kind of bag that I use now; large enough to hold necessities, but small enough to not get in the way in the least. It was designed by Mme. Chanel because she saw no reason a woman shouldn't be able to access the contents of her bag without using a hand to hold it. Essentially, a clutch with straps.


Look at that classy thang. Dayumn!

These are the things that have been hovering about in my mind recently. Hardly helpful when what spurred these thoughts was my dire need for a closet overhaul, but some things can't be helped.

I am still here!

Well, no posts recently. This is for several reasons. First, I have kittens and no camera with which to post pictures of them. This is a problem which will be amended shortly, and then I can guarantee posts once again! Second, I am at a dead end with knitting. I'm afraid to pick up the needles again because I am so tired of starting over. Maybe I'll just start a new project and come back to Nautie a little bit later. I still have to swatch my CPH anyway. Thirdly, I'm busy going through a minor fashion crisis. This happens approximately every season, and one day I'll learn how to fix it. Until then, maybe I will just blog about it.

On another note, my friend directed me to a very cool blog, Free iTunes Store Downloads. It gives you the opportunity to dabble in artists that you ordinarily never would have heard of without having to buy singles or anything. Currently, I'm digging The Republic Tigers. Very cool. Also, there's a Coco Chanel Lifetime movie! It looks quite good; you can download the preview for free. And now that we're on the topic of Chanel, Keira Knightley is her current "face," as it were. An impeccable choice, if I do say so myself.

And because I cannot leave a post without a picture (I have just decided), here are some fabulous Lanvin pearls from a few seasons ago:



Amazing. I wonder how difficult it would be to make it myself? This particular style is no longer available, plus it's a pretty penny! But really, it's just a beautifully draped ribbon and some fake (yes, fake) pearls, so it can't be too hard, now can it?

Also, for hilarity's sake:


YES.

Monday, August 25, 2008

Help me~!

Ugh. So.

Slowly I am refurbishing my lost knitting stash, but so far it's come to nothing. I am adamant about knitting Nautie the Nautilus, and needless to say two scarves (only one of which involved purling) is not really sufficient practice for knitting in the round on double pointed needles with such a small project.

BUT I MUST. DO. IT.

I am proving to myself my worth as a knitter! This must happen, or else my determination means nothing! I've started over countless times and thrown out 7 different starts for various reasons (dropped stitches, lost, messed up too terribly, yarn too frayed to see, etc.) but I will get this. I will just have to keep trying, and with each effort I am slowly coming closer to my goal....

On another note, my Tahki Donegal Tweed yarn came today! Hooray! It's very beautiful, although a tad bit scratchy. I'll be dicking around with that sometime later. Until then, I must complete Nautie!

Here's the yarn for my CPH:


Lovely.

I learned from a very nice person on Ravelry that UCSC offers scuba diving classes! Yes! And on top of that, they have scientific dives too for marine research! I think I may have died from excitement overload.

And on top of that, I found Batman: The Animated Series AND Batman Beyond available on DVD! My heart is about ready to leap out of my body and dance for the sheer joy of being outside of my ribcage! And Batman!

To top it off, a mystery cat!


I don't know whose cat this is.


But he's very friendly!

Albeit a little finicky.

Mystery Cat made my day. Despite knitting difficulties, today couldn't help but be good, I suppose. Over all, I give this day two thumbs up.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Ravelry and a new book!

Yay, I finally got my invite to Ravelry! I've just been updating it like crazy because I'm so excited! It's probably the coolest online tool ever, and I'm not even limiting that to knitting. It's extremely well organized and the creators definitely know what the members want! This is me. I swear eventually I'll get a real profile picture up for all of these dumb things, including flickr and yelp. For now, we're going to have to settle for the sacred lotus.

I also got a shipping confirmation for my yarn! Today is such a good day for me. :) They say the yarn should be here within 5-7 business days, but when I ship priority mail it's usual 2-5, so I'm crossing my fingers that it's sooner rather than later. Since Ravelry I've been galvanized to knit, so I really really want to start on my cph!

Also, I bought The Happy Hooker by Debbie Stoller. Since she essentially taught me how to knit, I figured she'd be pretty good at teaching me how to crochet.

Tomorrow I'm going to make a run by the Swift Stitch for supplies. I'm pretty sad that Soren's mom couldn't find my knitting stuff, but when I go to get the kittens on the 28th I'll be on the hunt.

Speaking of which, yes, kittens! So this blog will be saturated with knitting and kittens. What else could you possibly ask for? Hopefully Bruiser and Grendel will be happy to model my projects. I'm quite excited these days!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Update on Catwoman

Yay! Will Pfeifer responded! And very quickly! That's so cool!

I am very sad though because of his response:

"Mailee -- My Catwoman comics have been collected in three trades so far -- THE REPLACEMENTS, IT'S ONLY A MOVIE and CATWOMAN DIES. There are a few trades of the issues before I took over, written by Ed Brubaker and drawn by various artists. My first eight issues were drawn by Pete Woods, but they haven't been collected. Thanks for asking!"

NO!! That means I'll be missing 8 issues! And what if they don't collect the last ones?! My collection (and knowledge of this series) will be incomplete! I might die! Aaaaahhhh!!!! Curse you, DC Comics! Curse you forever and ever until you print my TPBs!

But on a more positive note, yay Will Pfeifer!

Anyway. I am extremely excited about knitting the Central Park Hoodie. EXTREMELY excited. I really hope my yarn gets here soon so I can see if size 6 will obtain gauge. I'm apprehensive though, since I've never knit a sweater before, or for that matter, anything other than a scarf (two, to be exact). It's a little ambitious for me, but I think that with enough determination and patience, I can do this. Also with help; Soren's mother is a veteran knitter, and extremely knowledgeable in the ways of knittery.

I don't know how to block, either. That could be a problem...but I can do it! Yes! Go Mailee! Think of Catwoman!

...

*sob*